Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?