Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...