What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...