Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...