Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
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Horse pulls the car
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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
An amazing talking dog
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