Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...