Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
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Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
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Bejewelled Portrait
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Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
What Appointment?
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