Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...