Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...