A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...