Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...