Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...