Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...