Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...