Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...