Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...