Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...