Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....