Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...