The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...