Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...