New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...