The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...