Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...