Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...