Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...