The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...