Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.