Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...