Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Wedding Gift
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They sit eggsaminations!
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Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Ode To A Mammogram
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Did you hear about the blond?
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The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Girls are evil
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New rules for bowling
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