Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...