If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...