What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Palindromes
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How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...