Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...