blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...