yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...