I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...