Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...