spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.