Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...