Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...