Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...