Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...