What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...