Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...