I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...