Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....