The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...