Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...