Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...