Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...