Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...