In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...