Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...